why the fuck would an average-looking, eighteen-year-old girl be so bitter to start a blog dedicated to mocking people, joke or not?

I’m not bitter. I was bored. I didn’t think it would catch on.

hey. you. group a bunch of formsprings together in one post. stop putting like 10 seperate posts.

I do the group of them as they come in.

you’re not ugly! and this tumblr fucking rocks!

Ok, and ok.

URGENT ARE YOU ACCEPTING DONGS

Not currently.

i love you and i think the ugly people tumblr is funny. people need to loosen up.

Thank you.

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the internet is real life, moron.

Well, I suppose.

It works just fine … I’m just really damn lazy.

Hmph, you’re in a difficult situation then.

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I reeeeally have to poop :/

if your toilet works, then make it happen. If not then try to hold it. :s

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do you mind if i quote you on “THE INTERNET ISN’T REAL LIFE.”?

Go ahead.

hello new favorite tumblr. bear my children?

I don’t want kids. But I’m glad you enjoy this page.

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RABBLE

What even?

Post a picture of yourself alreadyyy. I BET U R SOOPA HAWTTT ;D

LAWLZ, PREPARE TO LOSE UR BET BBY

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Dude, don’t let people control you via formspring.me The people who are getting butthurt over this are babies. Don’t patrol the submissions. You created this monster, you gotta let it run it’s course.

Lmfao, I’m just trying to calm people down idk. This is all going to be irrelevant tomorrow anyway.

Of course people will say it regardless but that does not mean that you should just accept that. You perpetuate it and it’s not ok. Thanks for the compromise. I still think your blog is fucked up though.

We can agree to disagree.

It’s not that big of a decision deciding which picture to post. It’s a joke, remember? Not serious. Not real life.

I know it’s a joke. That’s why I’m trying to see which will be funnier.

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everyone needs to stfu & gtfo about being so negative about your blog. you say somethingg about it not being serious or whatever on your page.

I know. But there will always be people who take things out of context. You just deal with the situation, and then continue with the way you were.

I have submitted a few things already and my Tumblr username did not show up on the post.

Oh. IDK. Tumblr is weird.

I don’t know why you still haven’t posted a picture of yourself. You’re happy posting pictures of others til the cows come home, but why won’t you let anyone have a little fun with YOUR picture? Srsly, tho.

I’m debating between a few pictures. I don’t know whether I should post a really bad one, or one that’s decent, but still bad because it’s me haha. Or I might just link you all to my personal blog. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

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You can stop it if you don’t post what people submit with malicious intentions. Making fun of somebody’s looks is low.

People will say it regardless, whether it’s here or elsewhere. Compromise: I’ll patrol the submissions more. OK?

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So you encourage people ruining other people’s days? That’s a little fucked up. Saying “sorry you took offense” is a non-apology. Whether you intend this shit to be a joke or not doesn’t make a difference; people will take it seriously.

I don’t encourage it, but I can’t stop it. There will always be one person out there who will fuck up a good thing. And I know it’s not an apology, but it’s the only thing I can say. And of course people will. Everyone has a different sense of humor.

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i’m not exactly sure, but if you submit something via tumblr, does your username show up?

If you’re signed in, it does. But you can log out of your page if you don’t want your username to appear in the notes.

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